We’ve all heard the sayings “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder,” and “There’s no such thing as a perfect man.” And while we all agree that physical beauty is subjective, we also cannot deny that there are some people who are objectively beautiful, simply by virtue of unanimous opinion if one were to poll all the people in the world.
I submit for your consideration my candidates for an elite group of men I call “The Nines.” The criteria is simple: Candidates are scored on a 10-point scale in three separate categories: Face, Body and Cock. The highest score possible is the average of 10, 10 and 9.9 in any combination. Since there is no such thing as perfection, a score of 10 in all three categories is not permitted.
Dyson Parker - 9.33
Dyson is a young bodybuilder who made his debut at LegendMen. He has a handsome face that is the epitome of All-American wholesome appeal. His skin is flawlessly smooth and his body proportions are textbook perfection. And then there’s the 8-inch, rock-hard uncut cock that is a prize winner on its own merit. Visit our Fan Portal for more of Dyson Parker naked perfection.
Tomas Salek - 9.33
Tomas made his solo debut on William Higgins in 2017 and has since become an international gay porn sensation both as Tomas and also as Sam Cuthan for Maskurbate. His face has the square-jawed, manly appeal of old Hollywood. His body is muscular and well-defined but not overly developed. His uncut cock is well proportioned to his body, and is always camera-ready hard. Visit our Fan Portal for more of Tomas Salek naked perfection.
Tom Lawson - 9.33
As I’ve mentioned before, Tom is the hottest British export since the Man of Steel himself, Henry Cavill. Tom has a strong masculine face that is especially appealing when he’s wearing a five o’clock shadow. His body is athletic with well defined muscles and bulging abs. But what makes him irresistible is the gorgeous body hair that covers his chest and continues southward in a treasure trail. And indeed Tom’s massive 9-inch stiff cock is a treasure to behold. Visit our Fan Portal for more of naked Tom Lawson.
William Mann - 9.16
William has the face of an angel and pouty lips that elicit all kinds of sinful thoughts. He is extremely tall at 6’5″ but you would not know it because he has grown into such a well-proportioned, V-shaped muscular body. His chest is a beautifully rounded and defined while his huge ass is the male equivalent of Kim Kardashian’s claim to fame. William’s uncut cock is framed by a gorgeously thick bush of pubic hair, and easily measures 8-9 inches when hard. Visit our Fan Portal for William’s nude images and video.
Chris Kohler - 9.16
Chris has the enviable distinction as being the most popular model ever to appear on GayHoopla. He first got our attention when he debuted as a shaggy-haired, All-American wrestler in a sexy white singlet. But it was not until his return a couple of years later sporting a leading-man haircut and a bigger, buffer body that he became the stunningly handsome man of our dreams. His athletic, muscular body is nicely proportioned and smooth. His long stiff cock and sagging balls have star quality all on their own. Visit our Fan Portal for more of Naked Chris Kohler.
Of course, I already have more candidates in mind to add to this elite group of men in the next update to “The Nines.” In the meantime, send me your submissions in the Comments section and remember to include your ratings for each category.