I had such high hopes for Next Door Studios’s newest model, Adonis Cole, in his debut scene with experienced performer and bad boy Zak Bishop. The title of the scene is “Worshipping Adonis” and if worship is all you want to do, then you will enjoy the scene.
Adonis is a self-described 31-year-old straight model from Greece who is curious to push his boundaries and this is his first time doing gay porn. He has a handsome face and an incredibly muscular body that is alabaster smooth like a marble Greek statue. Any excitement I had built up for seeing Adonis Cole and his beautiful body in action was quickly deflated when he began to take a page out of the “Fratmen Guide to Giving Blowjobs”.
The “Fratmen Sucks” legacy lives on.
I usually tend to like Next Door Studios productions because of the brightly lit, colorful videography and because they tend to give plenty of screen time to oral swapping before the fucking begins. In this instance, I blame Rocco Fallon for falling asleep at the helm rather than fault an inexperienced newcomer to gay porn.
Yes, I am convinced such a playbook exists and has been circulating for years among performers with aversions to having dicks in their mouths. If you’ve ever watched Mark Long or Charlie Pattinson giving head, you will know what I mean.
Play the harmonica instead of the flute.
The tell-tale signs of a “Fratmen blowjob” include:( 1) a bone-dry shaft despite all the supposed dick sucking; (2) only the head will ever fit in the mouth regardless of the size of the penis; (3) there is more hand-job action going on than blowjob; (4) lots of light kissing on the side of the penis and “harmonica action” with the lips; (5) doing anything to avoid sucking dick like kissing atypical erogenous zones such as the hip bone just to take up time; (6) if doing 69 position, let your scene partner do all the work;
Remember to kiss the hip bone!
It’s not gay if your mouth is not actually touching the dick.
When the dick spends more time out of the performer’s mouth than in his mouth, it is a sign of a lousy blowjob and the Director is not doing his job of giving direction. I will give Adonis Cole some credit because at least he gave it a shot, which is more than what I can say for Ricky Ridges. Maybe Adonis could have done better with some guidance. He sure sounded sincere in his intro clip. I recall Brad Banks sure improved since his first oral scene at Active Duty as compared to later scenes with Vadim Black at Men.com. Here’s to hoping Adonis will return with some new oral skills in his next scene.